“Together, we know nothing” “Never did I think that as I was eating my hot dog a situation like this could occur” “The weight of America is on your shoulders and you are under so much pressure” “What are the cars that you drive in a ball pit world?” “So you know next to exactly what you're getting” “This must be funny” “We’re all celebrities that nobody knows about” “We just love the universe” “The Whatareyaevertown stamp” “Thanks Your Mom” “This bit is going super well for you” “I think I'm almost too impartial” “I realized to myself—can you do that?” “Now who's the Jon?” “My soul is sharing more than I told it to” “Aw beans! This is a bad deal!” “I didn't think about being a cool best friend ghost” “If there is a Whatevercrown, I will need that” “It's bound to get spooky” “If anything I'm the monster” “I don't even do mental math” “Altona Residents Say Something Went 'Boom' in the Night” “Space is something to think about.” “Canada is filled with fridge-holes.” “As far as I know, Vero's like, I don't know.” “It's impossible to know what happens in space.” "Aribra Zarita!" “You love Legos? You don’t even know LEGO” “All my neighbours are over for orange juice.”
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March 10, 2020 •  Season 3

#68 Mona and/or Lisa

It's an episode about unanimous snacks, the most important doors, and whatever.

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February 25, 2020 •  Season 3

#67 Two Gowns is Fine

The fellas talk about movies, HQ Trivia, Ryan's scope, and whatever.

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February 11, 2020 •  Season 3

#66 Civil Twilight

The fellas talk about Byte, the big game, Ryan's teaching gig, dream cameos, flying carpets, and whatever.

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January 28, 2020 •  Season 3

#65 Whatevertown Book Club

We're back! Happy New Year and so on. This week we reveal our Whatevertown Book Club submissions, talk about when coffee smells its best, what rockstars and superstars have to do with business, and more!

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